It is true! And aren't we all glad to hear it!

...*crickets*

...BE GLAD DAMNIT!

And I am back with two quizzes that I have stolen from Egads, I have STOLEN something?! ...I don't think I've ever used the exclamation "Egads" before...

I’m 18, but I act 17. Damn, that's much better than I thought I'd do.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself. (Ramen and chicken cutlets, bitcheeeeez~)
[x] You think politics are interesting. (Depends on if you're talking to intelligent people who are willing to listen to others' opinions and views, though.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention. (My CLASS did in seventh grade, but I got out of that, by acting like I twisted my ankle on the way down the stairs to the detention room *grin*)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week. (Starbucks addict here XD Especially when school's on.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] You know how to do the dishes. (Not that I want to or anything. <~~ Seeeeeconded.)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (Spanish, Sign Language XD)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (Much later than I say I will, but it DOES get done.)
[ ] You can mow the lawn. (One of the only advantages of living in an apartment building >.>
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up. (Aside from the fact that it's written right there....ain't that hard--just sound it out XD)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Not yet, but they will. Watch, next year it'll be like Cheers. I'll walk in and they'll all be like, "SAAAM!! " and we'll even have a theme song guy. Just wait.)
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (Does Taco Bell count as takeout? XD)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said. (The jokes I hear aren't usually that funny, but I do get them.)
[x] You can type pretty quick. (Doesn't mean I don't make a million bagillion typos, but I DO type fast. ...Typos <3 me...)
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment. (Haha, you're funny...me have a job...)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (People take me seriously =3...except for the maintenance workers, and that's because I'm a girl, not because of anything else. *rolls eyes*)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach. (There are people who haven't gone to the beach...?)
[x] You use the internet every day. (*hugs screen* My preeeeciouuus.)
[ ] You have been outside of your country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SCORE: 17
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I'm shocked that I act 17, people. Mainly because a couple of weeks ago, a facebook quiz told me that my true age was 5. HAH! TAKE -THAT-! But anyway, let's see just how stooooopid I am (This should be good.) Also, I'm aware that that's the "cool" spelling of stupid, but no one uses that anymore so I stick my tongue out at you and continue on without caring.
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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (But I also apologize to the ones that I "hurt" >.> I mean, they don't apologize to ME, so I think they deserve it. ...Ungrateful bastards.)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thoughts of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. (Only a pole when I was little XD Apparently, I got right up, rubbed my head,said, "Ouch!" and ran off.)
[x] You have been called a blonde. (Mainly because I actually AM blonde XD But I call myself blonde when I act stupid, too, so...)
TOTAL: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (No, but you CAN stick your tongue out and touch your elbow.)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. ( Oooobvious.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I can be quite a klutz sometimes >.>
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Who hasn't?)
TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 6

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Only once when I was little and didn't feel well =/ They understood though, apparently, since no one woke me and I didn't get in trouble.)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Usually when a guy passes XD Damn you, boy-related amnesia!)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: 8

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Well my psychology teacher brought in chocolate covered ants once so I guess it wasn't an accident...I'm not proud of this fact, but in my defense, practically the whole class tried them, too XD At least I didn't want more...like Greg. For anyone who cares, they taste like raisinets.)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Usually a pencil or pen >.>
TOTAL: 9

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I just sing XD It's the art of lonely people!)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (I do know what “trick question” means, though. <~~ Lawlawlawl)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Naaah, not that lazy right now.
TOTAL: 12

Booyah, 12!

So, what have I been up to? STUFF! XD No, really, my first year of college ^^ Which went awesomely, finished last term with a perfect 4.0 *does the Snoopy dance* But yeah, got into some fandoms, got out of some fandoms, slept at regular times, became an insomniac, did it all over again, read some books...oh, time for book recommendations!

The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor. Seriously, this book is kick ass.
"THE MYTH
Alice Liddel was an ordinary girl who stepped through the looking glass and entered a fairy-tale world invented by Lewis Carroll in his famous storybook.

THE TRUTH
Wonderland is real. Alyss Heart is the heir to the throne, until her murderous aunt Redd steals the crown and kills Alyss's parents. To escape Redd, Alyss and her bodyguard, Hatter Madigan, must flee to our world through the Pool of Tears. But in the pool Alyss and Hatter are separated. Lost and alone in Victorian London, Alyss is befriended by an aspiring author, to whom she tells the violent, heartbreaking story of her young life. Yet he gets the story all wrong. Hatter Madigan knows the truth only too well, and he is searching every corner of our world to find the lost princess and return her to Wonderland so she may battle Redd for her rightful place as the Queen of Hearts."

The Summoning by Kelley Armstorng. Also freaking awesome.
"Chloe Saunders used to have a relatively normal life. But now she finds herself in the middle of some really strange situations because:
-She suddenly starts seeing dead people.
-She gets locked up in a group home for unstable teens.
-The group home isn't what it seems...

" My name is Chloe Saunders and my life will never be the same again.
All I wanted was to make friends, meet boys, and keep on being ordinary. I don't even know what that means anymore. It all started on the day I saw my first ghost - and the ghost saw me.
Now there are ghosts everywhere and they won't leave me alone. To top it all off, I somehow got myself locked up in Lyle House, a "special home" for troubled teens. Yet the home isn't what it seems. Don't tell anyone, but I think there might be more to my housemates than meets the eye. The question is, whose side are they on? It's up to me to find out the dangerous secrets of Lyle House...before its skeletons come back to haunt me.""

It's pretty sweet, and so is its sequel, The Awakening, whose summary I won't post being that it might spoil some stuff from the first book.

I can't recommend them yet because I have yet to read them, but I just bought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, by Jane Austin and Seth Grahame-Smith (which looks absolutely hilarious,) and Once Dead, Twice Shy, by Kim Harrison, which sounds like it should make for an awesome read! I'll let you know when I'm done with 'em!

And that's all for now, folks!